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I’ve got no vision, the product of which, upon consumption of, would improve your situation

I’m in no position, to prepare a bitch, ‘bout something I love, or despise with all my being

My oral incision’s healed and sealed with a stitch, sent me to the TV room where the cushion’s good for kickin’

But I’ve made a decision, to flip on a switch, see I’m in possession of, a stick that’s great for lickin’

I’m on a mission, it comes with a hitch, I’ve got nothing to say, but I’ve got a way to say it

If you don’t dig what I’m dishin’, the piss and the kitsch, you can call customer service and describe the glitch

I’ve got an admittance, I’ve shifted my pitch, how can I play the old way, when my dick’s in the ditch

Please throw me a pittance, so I can get rich, then I’ll bid good riddance to my hit lickin’ switch

I promise nothing, think you’ve found my niche? Well I still got bills to pay so I reserve the right,

to turn on a dime if one day overnight, something sub-prime gets cast out my way… I may bite…

Could be a beer commercial, Car commercial, free credit report, TV show theme… Who knows?


from 2 + 2 = Chicken, released November 24, 2013
Bill Ray on drums & Ed Stocke on additional guitar.


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