Intrigue Generator

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The unofficial Schmaltz "hit". Although the "Myspace" reference shows it's a bit dated, the personal if not opaque nature of the lyrics don't seem to detract from the street cred one may still acquire while ghettoblasting this track from a subsonically stupid car stereo.


Post a secret message
On my new Myspace account
A cryptic line of letters
To what might they amount?

I’ll send a covert complaint
Through the title of a song
And/or a little line of lyrics
5 or 4 words long

I’ll send a shady signal
To the ones who done me wrong
With my intrigue generator
My street-cred elevator

A bit passive/aggressive
It pulses down the pipe
Maintains the smoke and mirrors
And elevates the hype.


from 2 + 2 = Chicken, released November 24, 2013
Words & music by Mike Watson.


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